Chaotic Neutral Round Black T-shirt

You didn't choose chaos. Chaos chose you. And honestly, you're fine with that.

The Chaotic Neutral Round tee is for the players who don't pick sides, don't follow the plan, and definitely didn't read the quest briefing. Whether you're the bard who set fire to the tavern for fun, or the rogue who stole from the party "just to see what would happen" — this shirt is your alignment badge, worn with pride.

Why you'll love it

• Heavyweight 100% cotton — sturdy enough to survive whatever chaos you've caused this session
• Classic relaxed fit, perfect for game nights, cons, or morally ambiguous errands
• Seamless double-needle collar and taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Printed on demand — no minimum orders, no rules, no waste (very on-brand)

Fabrication

• Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Sizing

Available S–5XL. Full size guide with chest, length, and width measurements in cm and inches available on request.

Care

Machine wash cold with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. We know you won't follow these instructions, but we had to try.