The Jeff Paradox Black T-shirt

The Jeff is walking the streets of Earth with zero idea how human legs work. You, however, have figured out how to wear a t-shirt — and that's already more than The Jeff can say.

This is the official The Jeff Paradox tee from Driftforge, the indie TTRPG label behind the game of competing alien personalities, secret agendas, and barely-functional decision-making. Wear it to your next session. Wear it to the pub. Wear it while arguing about whether The Jeff counts as a legal entity under UK law.

Why you'll love it

• Heavyweight 100% cotton — built to survive as many bad decisions as The Jeff
• Classic relaxed fit, comfortable for long sessions and post-game debrief arguments
• Seamless double-needle collar and taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Printed on demand — no landfill, no waste, no Jeff-related liability

Fabrication

• Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
• Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Sizing

Available S–5XL. Full size guide with chest, length, and width measurements in cm and inches available on request.

Care

Machine wash cold with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. The Jeff would probably just wear it into the sea, but we recommend against that.